Joke Corner

[Black Hole]

Heard the one about the trainee sorceress, who took out a subscription for "Which?" because she couldn't spell?

Kaboom-tish!

(Developed from a Chaser introduction on The Chase)

 

[trog]

Incest is relatively boring but necrophilia is just dead boring.

 

[Wallace]

Dobbin the donkey and Muffin the mule is illegal.

 

[Climber]

Never mind the Downing Street party where Abba’s Winner takes it all was apparently played.

Prior to the next government cabinet meeting the music will be Judy Collins’s “Send in the Clowns”.