Black Hole
May contain traces of nut
What do you want - words of one syllable only (what's a "syllable")? Anyone able to access the Forum is perfectly capable of using a dictionary search. It's not as easy to make sense of misdirection, particularly when intended irony will not be understood by many (or most), and particularly in this case where my intention was to make it absolutely clear that in the vast majority of cases these cables are snake-oil.Your comment gives the impression that you also like to "obfuscate" by using words that are not in common everyday use, that the average reader will not understand.
You might not like my narrative style of authorship, but my intention is to leave no room for misunderstanding. I can be pithy too - you might not like that either.