Black Hole
May contain traces of nut
Aha! I have at least scored one small dividend out of this:
Code:ln -s /mnt/hd3/Streamer_down_file /media/"My Video"/Streamer.mp4
..makes the iPlayer stream play directly from the normal Samba mount, with full transport control (FF/REW is a bit dodgy), while it's still downloading. The timeline knows how long the programme should be, but scrolling past the current end of the download results in a "cannot support this format" message.
This also makes the size of the current download inspectable from the WebIF media browser, when it stops increasing it is safe to save off.