Black Hole
May contain traces of nut
I know there are a few ex-GPO types on here so I'll run this past your collective knowledge:
I was with my supported user on Monday, late afternoon, when she picked up the phone to do a 1471 and found it dead. We had exchanged calls earlier in the morning so it was fine then - something happened in the mean time. As far as she was concerned, it had to be the phone broken and needing a new one!
No, I said, it's a problem on the line. Ringing in (from mobile) produced the strange symptom that the call just ended immediately - no ringing tone - even with the phone unplugged. There's a master socket and nothing else.
We didn't have much time, but I looked up BT fault reporting and found an on-line chat facility. Went through a load of nonsense about me not being the subscriber but representing the subscriber (knee-jerk over-sensitivity to privacy issues, when there are really no privacy issues in reporting a fault), but eventually got a line test... no fault. Okay, well, I suppose it could be a failed phone (not!), I'll carry on the investigation tomorrow.
Back at home I looked out a disused corded phone ready for the next day. Better check it... dead! Hmm. Found another (identical model, both bought when belatedly upgrading to tone dialling on all the phones instead of just some, and both subsequently made redundant when broadband was installed when replaced with DECT to strip down the internal wiring)... this time working.
Took it over Tuesday (yesterday), plugged it in, got the expected result: no change.
On to chat again. Through the riggamarole again. This time they wanted my DoB and mother's maiden name, as well as the subscriber's full details (WtF???). They ran a line test (again). This time they found a fault. You need an engineer. We need to authorise this with the account holder. Can you put her on? Not really, no! (She's 86 for christ sake.) Can you ring my mobile to speak to her? We have no access to making a call, you'll have to ring in yourself. Give me a fault reference.
So I rung in. On hold for ages, gave up and went to dinner, try again later. Tried again much later (supposed to be 24/7), on hold for ages (no music this time thank god), got through to somebody with a very Indian sub-continent accent and I had to listen carefully. Put madam on the line just to authorise me dealing with it and she could hardly understand at all.
Look, I said: if you ring the number, you'll find it drops out straight away with no ringing tone. That says exchange fault to me, presumably the line card. I'll try it, he said... yes, you're right (I know), let me run a line test (arrgghhh!). There's a fault, we'll have to send an engineer - but first try the socket inside the master socket. Okay (as if)... no difference (dead, dropped line on ring-in).
So now they are sending an engineer Thursday morning, who might start at the exchange end and not actually come at all. Am I right? Or does a modern exchange system detect a line fault and respond by dropping the call?
BT (and all other call centres interfacing with the public for essential services such as this): you need to work on accessibility. Madam is by no means incapable, but suffers from the normal degradations that accompany old age - lack of experience with the Internet (and insufficient dexterity to use it efficiently even if she were), reduced hearing, degraded vision for close reading, reduced mental agility. She can get by generally - goes shopping, picks up the phone to speak to people when she needs to - but how would she cope if she had to get through this herself (needs somebody without a difficult accent and who speaks at 1200 baud instead of 19200), and how would she even contact you in the first place with a dead phone?
I was with my supported user on Monday, late afternoon, when she picked up the phone to do a 1471 and found it dead. We had exchanged calls earlier in the morning so it was fine then - something happened in the mean time. As far as she was concerned, it had to be the phone broken and needing a new one!
No, I said, it's a problem on the line. Ringing in (from mobile) produced the strange symptom that the call just ended immediately - no ringing tone - even with the phone unplugged. There's a master socket and nothing else.
We didn't have much time, but I looked up BT fault reporting and found an on-line chat facility. Went through a load of nonsense about me not being the subscriber but representing the subscriber (knee-jerk over-sensitivity to privacy issues, when there are really no privacy issues in reporting a fault), but eventually got a line test... no fault. Okay, well, I suppose it could be a failed phone (not!), I'll carry on the investigation tomorrow.
Back at home I looked out a disused corded phone ready for the next day. Better check it... dead! Hmm. Found another (identical model, both bought when belatedly upgrading to tone dialling on all the phones instead of just some, and both subsequently made redundant when broadband was installed when replaced with DECT to strip down the internal wiring)... this time working.
Took it over Tuesday (yesterday), plugged it in, got the expected result: no change.
On to chat again. Through the riggamarole again. This time they wanted my DoB and mother's maiden name, as well as the subscriber's full details (WtF???). They ran a line test (again). This time they found a fault. You need an engineer. We need to authorise this with the account holder. Can you put her on? Not really, no! (She's 86 for christ sake.) Can you ring my mobile to speak to her? We have no access to making a call, you'll have to ring in yourself. Give me a fault reference.
So I rung in. On hold for ages, gave up and went to dinner, try again later. Tried again much later (supposed to be 24/7), on hold for ages (no music this time thank god), got through to somebody with a very Indian sub-continent accent and I had to listen carefully. Put madam on the line just to authorise me dealing with it and she could hardly understand at all.
Look, I said: if you ring the number, you'll find it drops out straight away with no ringing tone. That says exchange fault to me, presumably the line card. I'll try it, he said... yes, you're right (I know), let me run a line test (arrgghhh!). There's a fault, we'll have to send an engineer - but first try the socket inside the master socket. Okay (as if)... no difference (dead, dropped line on ring-in).
So now they are sending an engineer Thursday morning, who might start at the exchange end and not actually come at all. Am I right? Or does a modern exchange system detect a line fault and respond by dropping the call?
BT (and all other call centres interfacing with the public for essential services such as this): you need to work on accessibility. Madam is by no means incapable, but suffers from the normal degradations that accompany old age - lack of experience with the Internet (and insufficient dexterity to use it efficiently even if she were), reduced hearing, degraded vision for close reading, reduced mental agility. She can get by generally - goes shopping, picks up the phone to speak to people when she needs to - but how would she cope if she had to get through this herself (needs somebody without a difficult accent and who speaks at 1200 baud instead of 19200), and how would she even contact you in the first place with a dead phone?