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Excellent point, and a very good reason not to buy cheap ones of dubious origin. Ditto CF lamps. At least with a GLS lamp (General Lighting Service, ie incandescent) there is very little to go wrong or combust.

My bet is that the centre contact isn't quite reaching the terminal in the bulb holder when the lamp is fully screwed in.

A spherical cone is constructed as follows :Can you [lease explain to a numpty how a cone can be spherical?
But it would still feel like being in a cave, due to the poor colour rendering index.If starting from scratch of course you could use more lamps, closer together, to get the illumination.
were they an acceptable colour?, e.g. the yellow side if white rather than the blue side of whiteAldi currently have a range of dimmable LED bulbs at £5.99 each