QI Haiku

[Black Hole]

QI:
No Fry!
Anybody know why?

 

[Trev]

You're a poet and you didn't know it.
He's given it up. Sandy is the new permanent compare.

 

[MikeSh]

It's to stop amateur poets making silly rhymes

 

[Black Hole]

It's to stop amateur poets making silly rhymes

I couldn't give a fig.

 

[prpr]

Sandy is the new permanent compare.

Nothing compères to you.

 

[Black Hole]

He's given it up.

I can see that. Do we know why he's given it up?

If it's just because he's bored with it, it confirms his position as a self-indulgent stuck-up bastard.

 

[Trev]

You missed out gay BH.

Stephen Fry comments: "For 13 years I had one of the best jobs on television. Behind the camera, squadrons of quite extraordinarily brilliant researchers, programme-makers and uniquely curious (in both senses of the word) people making that job so much easier. In front of the camera, generations of lively minds and above all, of course, the wonder of nature that is Alan Davies. After passing the alphabetical halfway mark I thought it time to move on, but I will never cease to be grateful to John Lloyd for devising QI and for everyone else for making it such fun."

And for further exciting reading, try HERE
As you said, bored!

 

[Black Hole]

One replaced by another.

 

[trog]

Oh the hypocrisy lol.

 

[EEPhil]

Do we know why he's given it up?

Perhaps the real reason is he's fed up with Alan Davies. I know I am. I just don't find his shouty repeating of things funny.

 

[Black Hole]

Oh the hypocrisy lol.

Are you suggesting I'm gay?

 

[trog]

Are you suggesting I'm gay?

No just a " self indulgent stuck up bastard" as you so eloquently put it. As to you being gay well that would be a closet that even Louie Spence
would not want opened.

 

[Black Hole]

And you come to that conclusion because I've crossed swords with you? Okay...