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Virginity Test

Discussion in 'The Hummy Arms' started by talos, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. talos

    talos Super Moderator Staff Member

    Paddy, one of the little people, is planning to marry, he is he is.
    So he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how
    he could tell if his bride to be is still a virgin.
    The king says "Aye Paddy, to be sure, all irish humans use three things
    for what they call a do-it-yourself .. virginity test Kit. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint
    and a shovel" Paddy asks, 'Aye and to be sure, what do i do with these
    things oh king?' The king replies, " Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night,
    you paint one of your balls red and the other blue, if she says 'That's the strangest pair
    of balls i never did see....! you hit her with the shovel'
     
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