Well I'm not doing the follow-on lineAccording to Dead Ringers, the button on his desk marked "launch nukes" is a dummy.
Well, I keep seeing pictures of him at various factories showing the bosses and workers how they can do it better. So I suggest we all buy lots of NK products - that way he'll be too busy micro-managing the factories and will never be at his desk., and a nuclear button is always on my desk.