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Not sure if this will amuse or get me a slapped wrist, it sure is not a woke joke but it is better than onion rings and Peter kays garlic breads. here goes.

I tried to put this in a spoiler but not sure if it has.


"not for the easily offended"
Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member?
He went around killing gingers.

Edit. in my defense it was all BH's fault his previous joke reminded me of this joke

Had an encounter with dyslexic witch..​

I am safe cause she couldn't spell.


which then reminded me of the other one.
 
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Black Hole said:
I grant it's more of a groan than ROFL, but surely...
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"It's the way I tell 'em..." as somebody once said.

Did you know that Frank Carson actually died from an unspecified food item stuck in his throat?
The hospital said they thought it was a cracker.
 
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So the up-and-coming young comic finally gets to go the comedians' convention dinner and finds himself next to a veteran comic. After dinner the guests start to get up and say a number, each followed by gales of laughter around the room. The vet explains that everyone knows all the jokes so they just use the number from the comedians' joke book: "Try this one". The young comic takes to his feet and says "Two hundred and ninety-one!". You can almost hear the tumbleweed in the silence as the young comic sits down. He turns to the vet: "Was that gag no good?". "Never mind, lad,..it's the way you tell them.

He should have used Jack Dee's "Teach yourself hip-hop" bookshop gag from Monday (Would you like me to wrap it? No, I'll learn it myself.).
 
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