Contacting BT/OpenReach

[Trev]

Why would you use a balanced line to an unbalanced company?

 

[Wallace]

Resistance is futile...

 

[EEPhil]

If we get more complex, is admittance worthwile?

 

[Black Hole]

Ether that or by permit-tivity

(stretching things a bit)

 

[hairy_mutley]

Only with reluctance

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[Deleted member 473]

Stop BTing about the bush.

 

[prpr]

I don't have the capacity for any more of this.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Ohm my, people do moan! This is Virgin on the ridiculous! Wire people worried?

 

[Wallace]

I think I will have to conductor enquiry about all this nonsense!

 

[MikeSh]

I think I will have to conductor enquiry about all this nonsense!

No need ... It's all down to a lack of (moral) fibre.

 

[Wallace]

We will have to SFP about that...

 

[Wallace]

I feel a wrist slap from af123 coming on about going OT!

 

[MikeSh]

I feel a wrist slap from af123 coming on about going OT!

Since it transpires that it's a CATV box the whole thread is OT

 

[Black Hole]

Is that Schrodinger's catv?

 

[Deleted member 473]

Is that Schrodinger's catv?

No, just a sine. Wave!

 

[Deleted member 473]

I feel a wrist slap from af123 coming on about going OT!

Will he pun-ish us then?

 

[EEPhil]

Is that Schrodinger's catv?

Can you tell whether the contents of the box are dead or alive?

 

[Deleted member 473]

Can you tell whether the contents of the box are dead or alive?

The catv can.

 

[MikeSh]

Is that Schrodinger's catv?

Hmm. Schrodinger's catv in a box?
No, it's more of a can of worms I think.
Which neatly takes us back to post #9:

I suspect you can tell that as there is insufficient knitted spaghetti in it.

 

[Deleted member 473]

That'll be the catv's intestines. It's gutted. It only jumped in on im-pulse. What a signal mistake that was! It's now in bits, byte sized ones.