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[prpr]

We'll have the cross-eyed teacher joke next.

I don't know that one, but did you hear the one about the dyslexic Yorkshireman?

and the puzzle page.

Likewise.

 

[EEPhil]

I don't know the dyslexic Yorkshireman one.
Cross-eyed teacher - couldn't control his/her pupils.

 

[prpr]

Cross-eyed teacher - couldn't control his/her pupils.

Oh yes, I remember now.
The dylsexic Yorskhireman... he went out wearing a cat flap.

 

[Black Hole]

The dylsexic Yorskhireman... he went out wearing a cat flap.

...on Emley Moor

 

[Trev]

bah tat.

 

[gomezz]

I thought

I don't know the dyslexic Yorkshireman one.
Cross-eyed teacher - couldn't control his/her pupils.

I thought you meant the one about the bloke with the skewed facial features call Isiah?

(One eyes higher than the other )

 

[EEPhil]

I thought you meant the one about the bloke with the skewed facial features call Isiah?

Every time I hear a vote in parliament I think of that. Eyes to the right. Nose to the left...