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revolt, v.: recharge

I just revolted my NiMh batteries
 
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devolve, v.: sell your Swedish car

He devolved yesterday and bought a Kia
 
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firmware, n.: formal dress, eg, suits

Please wear firmware to work!
 
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television, n.: long sightedness

Television made it hard for her to read
 
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black hole, n.: stuff that used to be mined in South Wales
 
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while, conj.: until; from the old Sheffieldian while

He will not be home while 6 o'clock

(Aviation) Keep electronic items switched off while seat belt signs are on.
 
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Desktop Publishing: posting a snap of your pc on Instagram
 
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