The Arms Dictionary

Tart: T'stuff displayed in Yorkshire art gallery.
Tram: A male sheep in Yorkshire.
Twee: What a Yorkshire person does at the toilet.
Toad: The amount outstanding on a Yorkshire loan.
(Thanks Barry C., that's enough of those... :D)
 
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With the common usage of portmanteau words (eg Brexit :eek:)...

Cretin: A can of tar-based wood preservative.
 
Trilemma: she's guilty, of course.

Distinction: stay clear of this smell. See distinct.

Sturdy: description of a septic tank.
 
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Humax?: I am searching for Friedrich III's son.
 
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Harpic: A plectrum for the musical instrument featured on a bottle of dark Irish stout.
Aspic: A device for removing dirt from a donkey's bottom.
Twitpic: Self portrait of one who posts photographs on the web.
 
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