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[Wallace]

Don't start. I couldn't give a.....

 

[RobH1]

Don't start. I couldn't give a.....

Young 'uns today eh? Don't want to learn......

 

[Deleted member 473]

If you want to rob someone, make sure they film you.

Ecuador: TV crew held up and robbed at gunpoint live on air as thief's escape filmed

The man held a handgun up to the crew in the middle of the day in Guayaquil, Ecuador.

news.sky.com

 

[Deleted member 473]

Lockdown more severe than expected when really old news strikes.

Magnetic disaster ‘that wiped out Neanderthals’ is due a repeat

The world reached a turning point towards the tail end of the Stone Age. In Europe our closest evolutionary cousins, the Neanderthals, vanished while in Austral

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[Black Hole]

The research, published in the journal Science, points out that we are overdue a repeat.

Where have the Times reporters been the last few decades, or is it that the generational turn-over makes this no longer common knowledge? Or maybe they were short of material to fill the column-inches.

Other disasters which are over-due: an ice age, super-volcano eruption, asteroid impact, plague (oh, wait...)

 

[Deleted member 473]

Well, all the papers occasionally run the story about bacteria becoming immune to antibiotics. Most of them run regular stories about that German family with all the palaces. All of them run behind news on the BBC news channel or web app.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Easy

 

[Deleted member 473]

Over sensitive rich foreign family have a squabble. Old, rude, arrogant, racist member in hospital.

William's fury at Meghan and Harry's 'insulting' parting shot

Harry and Meghan were stripped of their royal patronages as Her Majesty suggested a 'life of public service' is not compatible with the couple's lucrative new career in America.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 473]

Man flouts covid restrictions to visit father. Police do not investigate.

Prince Charles may have visited his father to reassure him about Harry

The Duke of Edinburgh was today spending his seventh day at King Edward VII Hospital in London as his treatment continues. He was visited by Prince Charles on Saturday afternoon.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 473]

PM cogitates on whether people without a driving licence should be allowed to drive. It's a moral and ethical problem which he needs Gove to solve. Next, he will decide whether notifiable diseases should be scrapped.

Covid-19: PM promises review on issues of vaccine passports

Having to show a certificate to go to a pub raises "deep and complex issues", Boris Johnson says.

www.bbc.com

 

[Deleted member 473]

Tiny province with population the size of that of Yorkshire gets inordinate amount of news time.

BBC News - Alex Salmond will not appear before MSPs on Wednesday

Alex Salmond pulls out of Holyrood evidence hearing

The former first minister was to appear at an inquiry into how the Scottish government handled complaints against him.

www.bbc.co.uk

BBC News - Covid in Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon unveils 'cautious' route out of lockdown

Covid in Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon unveils 'cautious' route out of lockdown

Scotland's stay at home rule could be lifted on 5 April, with the economy starting to reopen later in the month.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 473]

Old man in hospital shock horror.

BBC News - Prince Philip has infection and is set to stay in hospital 'for several days'

Prince Philip has infection and is set to stay in hospital 'for several days'

The Duke of Edinburgh is responding to treatment and is "comfortable", Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 473]

Panasonic takes over Canon, according to Amazon.

 

[Deleted member 473]

No news today. Just an old lady saying having the vaccine wasn't that bad.

 

[Deleted member 473]

An old man predictably, and sadly, died of covid19.

All vaccines are 150% effective.

Something about budgies?

 

[Deleted member 473]

Trump decides to continue being a Wally.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Bitcoin consumes more power and fossil fuel than [insert country here].

 

[Deleted member 473]

Over 60s, go get that jab. Now!

 

[Deleted member 473]

Line of Duty: Date for series six of police corruption drama announced - BBC News

Kelly Macdonald joins regulars Martin Compston and Vicky McClure when the BBC One drama returns.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 473]

What prompted your post?

Announced by that East Cheam bloke at 5.15pm.