What every man should know

[Deleted member 473]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24820279

Those Mormons! What are they like?

 

[af123]

.. and that's why you always need to put an aiming stone into any latrine that you dig : )
Mind you, on the continent they often print a picture of a fly or something similar to aid the aiming process..

http://www.urinalfly.com/

 

[Black Hole]

The percentage of the male population not too embarrassed to use a urinal is rapidly decreasing. And that's in a generation perfectly happy to make idiots of themselves down the pub / on YouTube / on TV "reality" shows and supposedly relaxed and open about their sexuality. Weird.

 

[RobH1]

Micturition- now that's a word that can be dropped (splashed?) into a conversation!

 

[Deleted member 473]

Micturition- now that's a word that can be dropped (splashed?) into a conversation!

Quite literally dropped if you suffer from micturition syncope.

 

[MikeSh]

It often is already - "Are you taking the mickey?"
Although these days the less sophisticated version is probably more common

 

[Deleted member 473]

Thought some of you might find this review amusing. The reviewer is constantly boasting about his size but I think he may have got his maths a bit wrong here:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R27O55E6528I41/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

Is there Little Truth in his reviews?

 

[Black Hole]

56mm???? Diameter = circumference / Pi....

I think that would be more than uncomfortable. You know what happens to a lamb's tail when the farmer puts a rubber band around it!

 

[Deleted member 473]

56mm???? Diameter = circumference / Pi....

I think that would be more than uncomfortable. You know what happens to a lamb's tail when the farmer puts a rubber band around it!

How a boast can backfire!