Amusing Items

[RobH1]

What's the cure for water on the brain?

Spoiler

A tap on the head.

Jeez, that's as old as me!

 

[Black Hole]

"Admissions" isn't much better.

We pay for admission to somewhere. In the old days, there would be a sign reading "Admission £1" (or whatever. I don't have any problem with that.

 

[prpr]

Jeez, that's as old as me!

Well Orac liked it when Vila told him/it. "More Vila, more".

 

[mumble_myopia]

Why would you want to cast flowers?
(Yes, I'm reasonably sure it was a deliberate play on words. )

It was

 

[mumble_myopia]

If you'd seen an interview this morning on Good Morning Britain with a young Australian woman who lost part of an arm and leg to a shark attack you might not find that so amusing. Particularly as she made the decision to give up her left arm, because she is right handed, in a successful bid to fight off the shark.

wow! that is clear thinking in a more than slightly dodgy situation