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If Richard III had lived now, the tourists would have spotted the princes in the tower.
 

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If Henry VIII had lived now, he would have started a new branch of religion that didn't mind marrying gay people.
 
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If Jesus had lived now, priests would be serving chicken nuggets and coke, rather than bread and wine, to their congregation who would wear electric chair pendants.
 
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Moh'd would be prosecuted for sexism and homophobia.
 
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Julius Caesar and Adolf would be on an EU committee investigating more unification.
 
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Johannes Gutenberg would be inventing the Kindle. Adolf would be burning Kindles.
 

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Harold Wilson would be turning in his grave. :o_O: (I think I might have missed the point here ;))
Ted Heath would have had a conversation with Operation Yewtree - allegedly.
Jeremy Thorpe. I'm buggered if I know what he'd be doing.
 

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Neville Chamberlain would come back from Pyongyang/Moscow/the EU waving a piece of paper signed by Kim Jong-un/Vladimir Putin/ Jean-Claude Juncker.
 
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Marilyn Monroe would be classed as clinically obese, and John Kennedy would be humping anything in sight. Mrs Trump?
 
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