If they had lived now

And just to come up to date for a second. It's nice to know the JC will give serious thought to the use of
out nuclear deterrent. I would hate to see him use it willy-nilly.

OK back to old people.
 
Orson Welles would have based Citizen Kane on Murdoch, creating an extremely dull film that finished off his career as both actor and director.

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Joan of Arc would be on the EU Brexit negotiating team.
 
Beethoven would have a hearing aid.

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Abel Gance would still be a pioneer of widescreen and 3D movies. He would be catching up on binaural, though.

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King Cnut (aka Canute - and I had to be careful with my dyslexic typing :D) would stop the rising sea levels and turn back the tide of global warming.
 
The torah/quran/pentateuch writers would have properly cooked their pork, instead of demanding a blanket ban.

They would have gone to dog training lessons, too.
 
[several actors] Carry on Isis?
 
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David Paradine Frost would be preparing for his new series - The Trump Interviews. "In the light of Russiagate, why didn't the former president destroy the tapes".
 
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