If they had lived now

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If Richard III had lived now, the tourists would have spotted the princes in the tower.
 
If Henry VIII had lived now, he would just have filed for divorce.
 
If Henry VIII had lived now, he would have started a new branch of religion that didn't mind marrying gay people.
 
If Jesus had lived now, priests would be serving chicken nuggets and coke, rather than bread and wine, to their congregation who would wear electric chair pendants.
 
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Moh'd would be prosecuted for sexism and homophobia.
 
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Julius Caesar and Adolf would be on an EU committee investigating more unification.
 
Johannes Gutenberg would be inventing the Kindle. Adolf would be burning Kindles.
 
Harold Wilson would be turning in his grave. :o_O: (I think I might have missed the point here ;))
Ted Heath would have had a conversation with Operation Yewtree - allegedly.
Jeremy Thorpe. I'm buggered if I know what he'd be doing.
 
Marilyn Monroe would be classed as clinically obese, and John Kennedy would be humping anything in sight. Mrs Trump?
 
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