The Arms Dictionary

[EEPhil]

pistachio: a drunken wooden puppet with a long nose.

 

[Deleted member 473]

That's nuts!

 

[Deleted member 473]

pecan: toilet.

 

[Deleted member 473]

rotary: large decaying plant.

 

[Deleted member 473]

weepy: (chiefly Scot.) micturition.

 

[prpr]

pecan: toilet.

pecan: Watney's beer barrel

 

[Deleted member 473]

turducken: passing the monkey house in a zoo.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Shiitake: piles. (Just for EEPhil.)

 

[Deleted member 473]

snowblower: possibly a vacuum cleaner, then. Except the old Electrolux models used to...

 

[Deleted member 473]

monkey business: crown estate.

 

[Deleted member 473]

deduce: (tennis) move on to advantage.

 

[Deleted member 473]

fasting: speeding.

 

[Deleted member 473]

diesel: popular items for sale in a shop.

 

[EEPhil]

diesel: popular items for sale in a shop.

diesel fitter: expression used when buying (or possibly stealing) clothing items from shop for the wife/girlfriend.

 

[Wildebeest]

exception: being made pregnant by former partner

abandon ship: on-board entertainment

 

[trog]

Microfiber: Fun size All-Bran

 

[trog]

Vindaloo: wine that comes in a box

 

[prpr]

portent: camping for communists

 

[EEPhil]

Eustacian: railway stop in the bloc previously known as the EEC.
Eustation tube: underground railway stop (EEC).

Edit: see posts #260 and #261 below - spelling mistake (left in, so BH doesn't look foolish )

 

[Black Hole]

Deviation! (spelling)