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When the whole country has ultra fast WiFi, TV transmitters will close and FreeView will become SubscriptionView.

So that's never then, right?
 
BBC plans to counter Netflix and Prime, both online on demand services by...making BBC3 a non online on demand service again. You could not make it up.
 
Family squabble and allege bullying. Investigation instituted. Historical allegations of family psychotic murderers arise.
 
Engineers to remove the words master and slave from their vocabulary. Is it 1st April already? What next, boss?
That’ll upset anyone still using ICL 2900/3900 VME mainframe computers. The “root” account was “master”. Quite a few years ago someone set the password as “servant”. Both banned?
 
Well, subroutine is clearly not on.

Short is clearly heightist.

Then there is native.

Union is too left wing.

While means until in Sheffield.
 
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Bogris decides the NI agreement is rubbish. Well, he invented it, didn't he? Sorry, borrowed it from the failed and rejected ideas of his predecessor.

Bogris, just think of all those gigapounds you are saving by leaving the EU. There may be some spare to do up your flat.
 
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