The Arms Dictionary

[Deleted member 473]

Ah! the joys of re-...

 

[Deleted member 473]

diction: phobia of people called Richard.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Big Issue: mismatched footwear sizes.

 

[prpr]

Ah! the joys of re-...

Yes, it's a bit lame really isn't it. Probably best not to use it again. (I'm still chortling to myself over lactose! Oh dear, better get me coat...)

diction: phobia of people called Richard.

Huh? Where's the phobia?

 

[EEPhil]

Big Issue: mismatched footwear sizes.

Source - Hamish & Dougal visit a well known big department store in London?

 

[EEPhil]

Supposedly a real definition - Scrotox: Botox for the scrotum. I would have thought Bollox would have a better word.

 

[EEPhil]

format: something for Matthew.
formica: something for singer/presenter with surname Paris.

 

[EEPhil]

mistake: to long for a cooked cut of animal flesh after becoming a vegetarian.

 

[EEPhil]

pilaf: to find amusement with somebody else's haemorrhoid problems.

 

[Deleted member 473]

What's with you and piles?

 

[Deleted member 473]

cannery: small yellow songbird.

 

[Deleted member 473]

reception: expecting another baby?

 

[Deleted member 473]

Huh? Where's the phobia?

shun dick?

 

[Deleted member 473]

reverse: rhyme again; edit poetry.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Source - Hamish & Dougal visit a well known big department store in London?

Who are they?

 

[Deleted member 473]

delight: the electric bulb.

Turn delight on.

 

[Deleted member 473]

misinformation: cheerleaders.

 

[Deleted member 473]

Ivan the Terrible: dreadful Welshman.

What a terrrible man I-van was. (sorry about the accent.)

 

[Black Hole]

Who are they?

You'll have had your tea?

 

[Deleted member 473]

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id...v=onepage&q=hamish dougal bigger shoe&f=false

I hadn't read that or heard it, but discovered it independently a long time ago.