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Ed: Are those sentences tough enough for our readers?
 
Privileges offered by chivalry are fine; privileges enshrined in law when they've been campaigning for equality are not.
 
As a transgender man can become pregnant should he also have the right to piss into a police mans helmet ? Discuss.
 
Terror strikes newsreaders worldwide as another volcano erupts in Iceland
 
Government makes misanthropy a criminal offence. Arrest made in South Wales.

"But it was only 22,000 posts on a forum, did I deserve this?" says offender.
 
Daily Wail starts petition to keep Piers Morgan off TV. Millions sign in first seconds.
 
What does history have to do with it? I take it you're not chivalrous to your womenfolk then.
Chivalry, as in medieval chivalry. You meant courteous? OK.
 
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