The Arms Dictionary

[Deleted member 473]

ramparts: bull's blx

see Conservatives.

 

[Black Hole]

Know what?: I never found the Marx Bros. funny.

 

[Trev]

nor i. there must be something lost between spoken and printed word

 

[Deleted member 473]

Yeah, there are some exceptionally dull, boring people in Sheffield, too.

 

[EEPhil]

...which seems to escape even erudite technical journals.

erudite: epoxy based adhesive.

 

[EEPhil]

epoxy: he is rotten or lousy.

 

[EEPhil]

poxy: a useless person or agent acting on behalf of another - see also poxy server.

 

[gomezz]

oxymoron: A waste of air!

 

[EEPhil]

oxymoron: A waste of air!

See also: oxymoron

 

[antipodean]

cartoon: making sound on your motor

Cartoon: teenager driving a cart at speed.

 

[EEPhil]

[Star Trek reference]
Corbomite Manoeuvre: Positioning within Labour to push Jeremy as next PM.

 

[Trev]

[Catch 22 reference with slight misquote]
Take them outside and shoot them

 

[Wildebeest]

sycophant: an unwell pachyderm.

 

[Black Hole]

pachyderm: coffee coloured.

 

[Trev]

Pachyderm: another word for Vitiligo

 

[EEPhil]

Dermatology: The study of people with the same first name as Mr O'Leary or Mr Murnaghan.