Tonne Up!

[4291]

hoo izmee?

 

[oijonesey]

Well quite - the question is who is "hoo-izmee" and why are they not logged on if they've just registered? The 999th person registered and asked a question immediately as you'd expect - but the 1000th??? Unless of course they are already registered.... dun-dun-daaaaahhhh (in a suspense thriller style)......

 

[4291]

Nice timing.

 

[oijonesey]

Well Inspector - I think the finger should point at those who seemed to be closely watching the number at the time - and in particular the person who was deliberately distracting Black Hole with an amusing dip into some Monty Python????... 4291 were you anywhere near the library at 3:58 pm this afternoon with the candlestick????

 

[4291]

No, I was in the lounge with an ipad2.

 

[oijonesey]

No, I was in the lounge with an ipad2.

Hasn't quite got the same ring about it as "Colonel Mustard in the Dining Room with the lead piping" has it?

 

[Black Hole]

I think the iPad could be murderous in the right hands.

 

[4291]

I've got the up to date version. We haven't got a dining room and somebody has pinched my lead.

 

[oijonesey]

hoo-izmee has posted!!! I've said hello but not directed him here - there's no telling what he'll think if he reads all this rambling!!!!!!

 

[4291]

Told you it wasn't me. I had an alibi.

 

[4291]

hoo-izmee has posted!!! I've said hello but not directed him here - there's no telling what he'll think if he reads all this rambling!!!!!!

Could be he is already here. Is it a smoke screen?

 

[Black Hole]

And is that?

Could ask a mod to check whether the IP address matches anybody

 

[Black Hole]

Sh*t this is funny. All gone quiet though - eveybody watching Autumnwatch / Bond?

 

[af123]

Trying to work out what the aulEventToRecordInfo field is in the scheduling table : )
(sussed it now though)

 

[Black Hole]

Ah, the truly dedicated amateur - far better things to do with a HDR-FOX than use it to watch telly!

 

[Black Hole]

Something very odd this morning. The headline memeber count is sitting at 1000, but the offset has jumped to 4 and the latest memeber (rafletcher) has not left any posts. I smell a rat.

 

[4291]

We have a new lady member 1001.

 

[Black Hole]

Good for cleaning carpets (for less than half a crown)?

 

[Brian]

Something very odd this morning. The headline memeber count is sitting at 1000, but the offset has jumped to 4 and the latest memeber (rafletcher) has not left any posts. I smell a rat.

A member does not appear in the newest members list, or the total, until they have confirmed their membership.

I had a quick count, and there are 444 New members who have not made their first post yet.

 

[4291]

There are some 'new' members who been members since early in the year. It seems one has to make 30 posts before you loose the newness and be termed a member.