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Tonne Up!
- Thread starter Black Hole
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OP
Black Hole
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Good one!
OP
Black Hole
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I know nobody's interested, but the overnight state of the post count confirms post link 10221 as the 10kth post.
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
okay okay I give in "Choke Ball"
I 'liked' it - in recognition of your ongoing services and your sheer determination to not only calculate exactly where the 10kth post would truly be, but also to watch the post count accurately enough to know when to fire your shot (ooeer missus!)
No, post 10221 is the 10221st post.
http://hummy.tv/forum/threads/tonne-up.834/#post-10000
The above post by af123 is, and will always be the 10000th post.
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
OK so just to confirm then before we get all carried away barking up another wrong tree (and potentially freaking some unsuspecting new member out with a bazillion likes (although that might be funny mwa hwa haaaaa)) are we really on 989 users as stated on the front page panel, or like the post count is the front page showing some other number?
On the subject of registrations it'll be interesting to see how many Hummys Santa fits down chimneys prompting an influx of budding modders!! Have to watch the site and download stats after the 25th Dec
On the subject of registrations it'll be interesting to see how many Hummys Santa fits down chimneys prompting an influx of budding modders!! Have to watch the site and download stats after the 25th Dec
The above post by af123 is, and will always be the 10000th post.
It's a shame it was so inane!
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
I wouldn't worry - what with your main contender for the honour being
Unless you want to count the re-introduction of the long forgotten exclamation of "Yowser"!!! Works for me - huzzah and balderdash say I ! ! ! ! !
OP
Black Hole
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Gotta laugh!
How are we going to know who had the 1000th registration? I can't find a member number in the profile pages, so as far as I know all we can to is watch the reg count click up to 999+1 like hawks. (By the same token, if the post counter was all we had to go on, and mods have deleted 221 posts, there would be no question... but that's done and dusted and you'll have to fight me for it)
How are we going to know who had the 1000th registration? I can't find a member number in the profile pages, so as far as I know all we can to is watch the reg count click up to 999+1 like hawks. (By the same token, if the post counter was all we had to go on, and mods have deleted 221 posts, there would be no question... but that's done and dusted and you'll have to fight me for it)
You're member 365... : )
OP
Black Hole
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I think you're right there!(or perhaps indicative of the Enquiries Desk opening hours???
I had not spotted the link, should have known really!
OP
Black Hole
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So what are we going to go for: a member's vague ID serial number (derrr!) or the click of the counter? Current offset says ID 1003!
PS: what's a "memeber"? Maybe it's a registrant with one brain cell.
PS: what's a "memeber"? Maybe it's a registrant with one brain cell.
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
I reckon that if the number is indellibly attached to the user I guess we'd better keep an eye on the panel number creeping up till we get close, then watch the name changing and hover over the actual username to check who gets the magic number?? (BTW It doesn't half show on here when it's a slow day at the office!!!!
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oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
Right I am definitely doing some work after this post - but in the meantime 
on the Members page down the right hand side there is a 'Newest Members' section - that shows the last eight people to register and although there's no avatars you still get the numbered link - even if we miss the actual 1000th we can still see the recent arrivals back in there.
on the Members page down the right hand side there is a 'Newest Members' section - that shows the last eight people to register and although there's no avatars you still get the numbered link - even if we miss the actual 1000th we can still see the recent arrivals back in there.
Just keep trying http://hummy.tv/forum/members/1000/
(for example http://hummy.tv/forum/members/155/ works fine - it's the same as links to forums and posts, only the number matters)
(for example http://hummy.tv/forum/members/155/ works fine - it's the same as links to forums and posts, only the number matters)
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
No :sigh: - that would be me wouldn't it!!
OP
Black Hole
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I was thinking of using it to describe the ones that don't read things first!
oijonesey
Hummy.tv SEO Guru
But given that most of us are blokes then we can call 'em what we like but there's nothing we can do. We're genetically programmed not to read anything before wading in and mashing keyboards/keypads/remotes etc with our fists and then moaning that it doesn't do what it's supposed to, even though at that stage we have no idea what it's supposed to do other than what we have convinced ourselves that it ought to do based on nothing more than what we would like it to do!!!! Or is that just me?.......
Anyway that's what makes us great! Oh and the ability to make a fart sound using your armpit of course.